I would fuck you <3

you’re hired

the staff included ‘pirate’ as a language on facebook to sort out the swash bucklers from the losers that aren’t fit for a spot on the team, who operate only on the high seas

crazy frog’s uncensored penis on my tv screen was the reason for every event in history

it’s called the xbox one because they’re only going to sell one

monetizeyourcat:

thankfully they will recover their losses by selling exclusively to Spiders Georg, who is willing to pay $78 million for a single console

i’m gonna download the whole internet so i can use it when the power goes out

im downloading kampfer but the problem is its not downloading